January 14, 2013 No comments yet
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to say I was typing this post with gentle tears perched in the corner of my eyes, while eating an ungodly amount of strawberry cheesecake ice cream out of the container, how many ‘Man Points’ would I lose? I’m asking for a friend.
“Someone to Love You” is one of those songs you play when the only person you have to talk to after a long day at work is one of your 41 Facebook friends, who you manage to chat before they escape and log off. Not having a special someone to spend time with can make even the most gangsta of gangstas dive head first into their feelings. As the great American poet Jeffrey Atkins once said, “EVERY THUG NEEDS A LA-DAAAAAAAAY!!!”
And while it’s probably not healthy to dwell on how lonely you are for long periods of time, sometimes nothing feels better than putting on your favorite depressing slow jam, eating ice cream and
blogging about R&B songs and your pitiful life letting that be your catharsis.