Drake – Practice (Video)

February 3, 2012 2 comments

…well, not quite. Ladies, Drake is officially accepting fan-submitted videos of women gyrating to his “Back That Azz Up” rehash, “Practice.” First up is model Kyra Chaos, who might just have the best ass-to-waist ratio I’ve ever seen. I’d probably be able to muster up 12-15 pumps before tapping out—that’s all I got. Anyway, Drake actually walks in the room at the 3:23 mark and asks her if he can just stick the head in. Typical lightskin nigga move.

For all the women who would like to send Drizzy videos of them slow grinding all willy-nilly, you can email them to practicevideos12@gmail.com…or blackkevinarnold@mostlyjunkfood.com for pre-screening—giggity.


3 In The Morning

January 24, 2012 14 comments

I downloaded a Kirko Bangz mixtape today (which you probably should as well) and I immediately threw it into rotation. I won’t comment on whether I like it or not because I’m not one who rushes to reach decisions about music as soon as I listen to it. Music should be savored and enjoyed over time like wine. This isn’t Ciroc we’re working with here, but I have digressed. The thing I took away from the mixtape was 1) the amount of Drake beats used, 2) the fact that Kirko feels the need to title the mixtape “A Young Texas Playa” and 3) the song “I’s A Playa”. Not sure how many of you know this but the song is originally a Pimp C song with the hook being sung by Z-Ro. Nice to hear Z-Ro on a project in 2012.

The rap scene in Texas has a long, illustrious history. From DJ Screw’s legacy bringing the screwed sound to the forefront, to birthing legendary rappers such as Scarface who have been able to transcend the local sound, to legendary rap crews Swisha House and the Screwed Up Click, Texas was always a prominent factor in southern music. With as big of a state as it is, it’s hard to believe that Texas hasn’t left more of a permanent mark on mainstream music. Most people are only familiar with Texas music from UGK, Mike Jones, Paul Wall or Slim Thug, but there are many artists that helped define the sound that many artists continue to use today. That’s right: there’s more to the sound and the scene than just being trill and sipping lean.

Kirko Bangz is a major artist carrying the torch for Texas hip hop these days, but then you have other artists such as Drake and ASAP Rocky who are not from Texas but heavily influenced by the Texas sound. To me, there’s a difference between influence and imitation, and a difference between authentic and fabricated. I listen to a lot of ASAP Rocky’s music, and the musical corollaries to Texas are abundant on the surface of Rocky’s music, but it’s hard to treat this as genuine when he never really pays homage to the Houston rap legends. It’s one thing to namedrop Houston and Trill in interviews, and another to reach out to artists such as E.S.G. (as fellow legend OG Ron C did when chopping up Drake’s “Chop Care” album).

I’ve had this discussion on Twitter before and someone responded that artists such as Rocky and Drake are staying true to the Texas culture of hanging out, drinking, smoking and trying to pursue loose females. It’s hard for me to disagree with this statement as I have never stepped foot on Texas soil before. And that’s where I feel the most torn. Is this only for Texas residents to decide who is representing the Texas culture? What about fans of the Texas rap scene? Does my opinion of what is authentic to Houston’s rap scene change if I’ve listened to everyone from Magno to Kiotti to GRIT Boys to Chalie Boy to Lil O to Lil Flip to A.B.N. to Big Tuck to Baby Bash to Coota Bang? It takes more than naming your song “Trilla” to win me over. Throw in some Big Moe hooks, get a Lil Keke feature verse, something.

I think that only time will tell how artists like Kirko Bangz, and future Houston rappers, are treated. And I think it will be directly correlated to how successful artists such as ASAP Rocky and Drake are with the signature Houston sound. They are shining the spotlight on the city and hopefully the city responds with a sense of urgency and pride. But until this happens, I’m going to continue listening to my “Bobby Booshay” mixtape as I swang and a swang and a swang to the left, reminiscing about the glory days.



Common – Stay Schemin’ (Drake Diss)

January 9, 2012 8 comments


“I’m taking too long with this amateur guy / you aint wettin’ nobody nigga you Canada dry.” -Common


Common – Stay Schemin (RMX) Drake Diss

Calling Drake a bitch, cool. Calling him sweet, soft and his mother out of her name, perfect. But attempting to diss him by making a play on the name of a Ginger Ale brand? No bueno. I mean, I get it—Drake’s from Canada, but nah Com. Everything was cool until he dropped that line and then followed it up with “…make no mistake I’m talking to Drake.” We know Lonnie. I mean, it wasn’t whack. It just got weird after “Canada dry.” It doesn’t help that he went in over the same song that Drake dissed him on either.

I don’t know man, it’s not even 10 a.m. What do you guys think?

Props to MTV.

Read inside the lines with Common – Stay Schemin’ (Drake Diss) Lyrics via RG.



Drake & The Weeknd – Crew Love (Young L Dubstep Rmx)

January 4, 2012 1 comment

Young L has always been criminally slept on in my opinion. Artists like Tyga, Soulja Boy & even L’s brother from The Pack have gone on to capitalize off the L E N’s signature sound. This refix of Aubrey and Abel’s late-night croon takes the song to new highs and lows with controlled wobbles and marked codeine chops. I’ve been getting played out Weeknd remixes in the inbox all week long, but this one is the Daddy.

Drake & The Weekend – Crew Love (Young L Remix)


wait what – take care of u (drake vs gil scott-heron & jamie xx)

December 28, 2011 1 comment

wait what – take care of u (drake vs gil scott heron & jamie xx) by wait what

Remember when you heard “Take Care” for the first time and thought, why the hell is Rihanna on this? Well here you go. Nothing against Rihanna but she was basically an unnecessary addition to the song, probably to gain more widespread appeal and radio plays. wait what takes the song to what it could have (and I think should have been), leaving the hook to Gil Scott-Heron and keeping jamie xx’s original production, bye Rihanna!

This track is number eight in wait what’s series “wait what wednesdays,” check the rest of them out here.



Drake – The Motto ft. Lil’ Wayne & Tyga (Video)

December 21, 2011 No comments yet

Leopard North Face jacket—check. Fresh pair of Nike athletic gloves—check. Male lime green Ugg boots—check. Would I be a hater if I said this video was weak sauce? Fuck it, I’m a hater. I appreciate the love they showed to the Bay, but besides that this jawn is el trash. Cameos from E-40, Mistah F.A.B. and the late Mac Dre’s mother, Wanda Salvatto, in this one. Take Care has officially gone platinum and can currently be heard every three minutes on every urban radio station in the world. OVOXO count how many times I say “Fuck that nigga Common” at my next show.